Vote Out the Old Mitchtake

Mitchter McConnell, you're a mitcherable, old man
35 Years of mitchery across Kentucky land
In '84, you were 42, and now you're seventy-eight
We have had 3 dozen years of living with the same mitchtake

Come on Kentucky, the time has come to wake!
Come on Kentucky, vote out the old mitchtake!
(Oooh, he's a bad mistake)

How do you keep winning? It's mitchsterious to me
You're deep in with the sewer-rats who bribe you mitcherably
Who has seen your face around in Kaintuck, east or west?
You stay mitching-in-action, and treat us like we're pests

Come on Kentucky, the time has come to wake!
Come on Kentucky, vote out the old mitchtake!
(Oooh, he's a bad mistake)

High crimes 'n' mitchdemeanors, and mitchdeeds by the score
You've made yourself a millionaire and kept Kentucky poor
You've mitchmanaged, mitchtreated us, mitchled, and mitchinformed
But, it seems that you mitchjudged us 'cause we're showing you the door

Hey Kentucky, get up for heaven's sake!
Hey hey Kentucky, vote out the old mitchtake!
(Oooh, he's a bad mistake)

You wizard of obstruction, log-jamming sea to sea
A mitch-slapped, weakened Congress will be your legacy
But your pink slip's in the ballot box, now please just slink away
Take that, you lowdown mitchcreant--at last, a mitchless day!

Come on Kentucky, we all see what's at stake!
Come on Kentucky, vote out the great mitchtake!
(Oooh, he's a bad mistake)

Old mitchanthrope-mitchogynist, a cheater and a fake
I'm begging you, Kentucky, don't make that same mitchtake
Yes, I'm praying that Kentucky will vote out that old mitchtake
(Oooh)



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Writer(s): Jd Lester
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