Are You Friendly?

LBC to the towering trees
I believe it's a power unseen
We could
Tame a Tarzan or talk to paul
It's a bond forged deep in heart of sensugity
OOH
Wanna take a dip in the river
Seems okay but its jack the ripper
You wanna smoke one more just incase we die
2 Boys over the side

Thank bible man
That Laura popped a tire
That blow out was flat out when I met my fire
When Jibba met Jabba
Cause you fucking complete me
Cause together we make one functioning human being
Uh, two goons on a paddle board
Had to split us up cause the world couldn't handle more of this
How about a kiss on the lips
How about a dick flapping in the wind
How about we run down the beach butt naked
How about we face it
You can't be replaced
I would never want to
I just fucking want you
(dude, you good)
Yeah I just fucking love you man

Oh, Bitch
No ones gonna split this grip
Stitches attached at the hip
Oh my god
Give a little nod to a kid that you'll never interact with again
But they won't forget
Cause we take shits in the ball pit
Ping pong paddle slap bet to the noggin
Hotter than a God being born from a bottle
We only know how to go full throttle
Odd ball ballistic
Man made mystic
Skate to the Riteaid
Drink with the fishes
Listenin to our own songs full blast
You're my present,my future, my beautiful past

When dumber and dumbest are on the scene
We're laughing at fart jokes like we're thirteen
We're sick as fuck and there's no vaccine
It goes it goes it goes it goes
Jelly beans
Sillier than fuck when we wanna be and that's all the time
PBR and lime
Breezy as a wind chime
Sleepy only sometimes
Sorry bout the noise
Never mind that's a lie

You're my final puzzle piece
My victory
My sweet release
You be the ham
I'll be the cheese
Were kinda dope
We're super neat
I need to get this out my chest
I love you bud so fuck the rest
We left the womb became the best
We want the world so what the heck

Sometimes I glimpse at my couch
And you're not there
And I'm so scared
Never go away

Slow and steady
Never ready I'll wait
As long as I must to remember your face

Yugioh cards in the briefcase
Exodia parts it's an arms race

There's a place in my heart I've embroidered your name
Ha, My corpse can't feel no shame

We compete to be the king kong of ping pong every night
So stressed slap bet even on my wedding night
Dressed up looking so good
But here comes my best man with an open handed right hook
POW
Almost a goner
Gave it his all just like Danny o'conner
Faded as fuck as I walk down the aisle
But I'll wear that red hand print like a badge of honor

Stumble
Down the sidewalk
Even when inebriated able to shit talk
Laugh at a tree cause its shaped like anatomy
Ass to the grass big boy you flatter me
Splatter that glowstick over my eyes
Cheeks gone red like a demon alive
Not gonna lie, becoming devine
Even if truthfully nobody's fine

I am the man in the box
I am the face in the screen
That's making your heart skip a beat
Hi nice to meet you
I don't that we have been introduced yet
You might've thought that maybe we met
But I promise you that step will come next
These two knights, are some of my best
We adorn a family crest
Shadow Realm carries a message
That we are the trio, the golden collective
You better respect it
A statue, erect it
And don't you guys ever no never forget it
Praise thee, the holy three
Here we sit and pray beneath
Friendship and harmony
Nothing can come between

Big boy
I love the feeling
Of Laughing at the fiberglass glow of the ceiling
Honeydew homie
You smell like a nice slice of spicy pepperoni

You're the accordion Dubstep to my Nicholas cage
You're my VHS phase
PBR to the face
Go and tackle a case
Stumble out and go skate
Let me know if you are friendly
Tell me I am okay