'Tis Unrequited

I didn't flirt with you
In February Martin
You're just a crazy liar

Long and silent stare I know
You're gonna say you love me
And I wish that you would not

I touch the hand of another man
Is that really not allowed?
What can my friendships look like
What are the grounds?
What have I got into now?
Not in love, just messing around

You texted me at 2 in the morning
You wish you could see me again
I waited 'til after dawn to respond
I thought it'd be safer then
I think of you just as a friend
Do you really want me to pretend?
I'm sorry honey, but 'tis unrequited

Why do I have to bring you out
Of your envious rage?
Somehow it's become my job
When you can't act your age
Stop locking me in this cage
We aren't even engaged

You asked me if I was seeing somebody
I didn't know this was a date
Stop trying to change my mind when you know
That I live an hour away
What game are you trying to play?
What else do you want me to say?
I'm sorry honey, but 'tis unrequited

We could be good friends if you
Suddenly grew up
You think you can use guilt and shame
To convince me to fuck?
You cannot
I'm sorry honey but you're being a pestilence

I didn't flirt with you
In February Martin
You're just a crazy liar