A Powerful Rat Named Charles Entertainment Cheese

Well I can try my best to boost my social skills so
I can make what was worth for those speech appointments that my parents booked when I was
Just a kid who never knew the meaning of confidence
Maybe that's why I can never talk to girls instead just look at them and think hey they're cute
But does it make a difference if I can't drive myself to Houston when I am
Low on gas and out of money but it's okay 'cause I got a full tank
To get through this two-hour ride I'll pass the aux chord to myself and
Crank the tunes that way I won't hear the sound of my truck crashing

What's the point of trying when there's nothing you can try for
There's no point of going back because it don't work like that anymore
There's winners and there's losers but there's only one for each
This thing called life is a game we play so make sure you choose wisely

Well I can try my best to stop procrastinating my school work
Instead I play Kingdom Hearts and my roommate sees and makes fun of me
Every day when I wake up my phone keeps on blowing up about what
Happened the night before but in reality I don't give a shit
Maybe I should take a semester off but I'm on scholarship and
My parents are paying a lot of money to help me get my education
But are we really being educated with all this nonsense going on
It's hard to say but we'll just have to see where we will go

I don't know what is real I can't find a real path
But I can recall a time when everything was easy but not anymore
'Cause nothing ever seems to be the way we want to see the world today
But it doesn't matter anyway

'Cause I can't go back to my apartment
I can't go back to my friend's place
I can't go back to my mom's house
I can't go back to my aunt's barn
I can't go back to Boston
And I can't go back to Lake Charles
I just need someone to give me a hint
Or am I actually just a piece of shit