Ode to Onlyfans
It takes three weeks to form a habit
They say
Three weeks we've been social distancing
Does that mean I come out of this a hermit?
My vitamin D's already deplenished
In this economy nobody's earning
So why's she gotta have a money fetish?
Watch her up the ante
Donations is plenty
Most the internet was roasting her
In her isolation chamber
She's takin off her clothes for thirsty boys
And now we're the ones who are unemployed
You and me
Not that different
They can't see
Bliss is ignorance
We got vices
Left to our own devices
$10.99 doesn't sound like that much when you haven't been touched in a couple of months
Okay, cyber relationships are the future, man, okay?
You don't get it!
You neve-
You've never been with an e-girl
You don't get what it's like man
She cares about me
She cares about me when no one else does
And she sends me feet pics
No one's ever sent me feet pics
Most the internet was roasting her
In her isolation chamber
She's taking off her clothes for thirsty boys
And now we're the ones who are unemployed
The tables have turned
The irony's there
A few weeks ago you probably wouldn't have cared
Most people would say
It's changed for the worse
She wouldn't say that, she's got more change in her purse
They say
Three weeks we've been social distancing
Does that mean I come out of this a hermit?
My vitamin D's already deplenished
In this economy nobody's earning
So why's she gotta have a money fetish?
Watch her up the ante
Donations is plenty
Most the internet was roasting her
In her isolation chamber
She's takin off her clothes for thirsty boys
And now we're the ones who are unemployed
You and me
Not that different
They can't see
Bliss is ignorance
We got vices
Left to our own devices
$10.99 doesn't sound like that much when you haven't been touched in a couple of months
Okay, cyber relationships are the future, man, okay?
You don't get it!
You neve-
You've never been with an e-girl
You don't get what it's like man
She cares about me
She cares about me when no one else does
And she sends me feet pics
No one's ever sent me feet pics
Most the internet was roasting her
In her isolation chamber
She's taking off her clothes for thirsty boys
And now we're the ones who are unemployed
The tables have turned
The irony's there
A few weeks ago you probably wouldn't have cared
Most people would say
It's changed for the worse
She wouldn't say that, she's got more change in her purse
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Writer(s): Jordan Abramowitz
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