Tent Patient

It's too bad that you don't really work with your hands
It's so sad that the outcome is some stupid diagrams
Why don't you build something solid and real
Being a man is not that big of a deal
I've been lifting and bending and welding for some time now
While you sit at your desk thinking that is a job
Raise a hammer and sweat like a champ, you dick
Working yourself to the bone is the way to live!

This issue needs our attention
Special care on the way
The root cause seems to be soft
There is a space to grow
And you and I, God, we can build anything
A project plan, oh I see
Let's have a meeting in the morning
I'll bring some Starbucks coffee!

It's too bad that you don't really work with your hands
It's so sad that the outcome is some silly diagrams
Raise a hammer and sweat like a champ
Working yourself to the bone is the way to live!

Thanks for the coffee ma'am
It will help us build the future!
It's already being build
Are we headed in the right direction?
We are pointed to the stars
Oh, but what does that mean?
It means we milk the Milky Way!

Pay raise is a sure thing
When you stick to the rules
Soon you'll be hanging with the stars
On a wall, gathering dust!
Just like the all-stars do

We build this product, we aim sky high
We raise the pillar up
You'll be a part of our legacy
This pie chart says it all
Our plan is to progress really hard
Hard and pointed well
From a campfire to a tent
Ladies and gentlemen, one hundred percent!

Pay raise is a sure thing
When you stick to the rules
Soon you'll be hanging with the stars
On a wall, gathering dust!
Just like the all-stars do