J.F.J.F.

They really think they know what's best for us?
Well, if that's what they think, they don't know much
We can be just friends, just friends, just friends if we wanna be

So are you dumb or just colorblind?
Have you even seen his palette next to mine?
Some things are just not, just not, just not, just not meant to be

And one of them is him and me!

Why can't you let a good thing lie?
Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry
Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine
Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

If I so much as stand next to you
They say it's just so long before "I do"s
Yeah it's all too much, too much, too much, too much for us

Sure, I can count on you in a pinch
But isn't that just what friendship is?
Yeah it's all too much, too much, too much, think we've had enough

Seriously, what the fuck?

Why can't you let a good thing lie?
Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry
Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine
Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine
Why can't you leave a good thing be?
It's so damn clear to see
That we don't need any help, we're doing just fine
Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

I can say "I love you"
And I can say "I love you too"
Without the lewd, lewd, lewd, lewd things that they want us to do
What's wrong with you?
I can be your shoulder
And I can be your confidant
Without the kiss-and-tell, one bed at the hotel
Sail your ship right into hell

(Oof, that's kinda harsh)
(Hehe, sorry?)
(Don't be)

Why can't you let a good thing lie?
Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry
Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine
Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine
Why can't you leave a good thing be?
It's so damn clear to see
That we don't need any help, we're doing just fine
Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

Have you not seen Trixie Lulamoon?
Can't you two get a fucking room?!