Seltzer Saturday

You know what - turn that track up.
It's the weekend y'all
Kick back, relax
Throw away those Pilsners, drink up-

It's #SeltzersSaturday

Picture this, ya boy is thirsty
Can't sit still, need something fizzy
Best drink in the galaxy
Le Croix with more personality
Sipping sparkling, call that boujee
Tastes like my father's six-figure salary
IPAs a blasphemy
Crushing Seltzers is my strategy
Tasty and low calorie
Man I love 'em baby don't @ me
Bubly, no variety
Just like a sorority
It's a can of water basically
Staying hydrated all day is a major key
Make a toast, we can all agree
My brothers and sisters, we're a Seltzer family

S-E-L-T-Z-E-R
Ice in the cooler we can't wait to start
S-E-L-T-Z-E-R
Somebody toss me one cold and hard

Oh, oh, o-oh
Got the boys and girls sippin' all day
Oh, oh, o-oh
All the time and no work (ayee)
It's #SeltzerSaturday
Oh, oh, o-oh
Got the boys and girls sippin' all day
Oh, oh, o-oh
All the time and no work (ayee)
It's #SeltzerSaturday

Drink 'em everywhere
In the backyard
Chillin' poolside
Or in the golf cart
At the kickback
Or at the tailgate
Drink 'em here, drink 'em there, come on it's #SeltzerSaturday
Doesn't matter your nationality
Don't cancel me, but statistically
Most of the targeted market tends to be
People of the caucasion community

S-E-L-T-Z-E-R
If this is girly then here's my man card
S-E-L-T-Z-E-R
Toss me another one cold and hard

Oh, oh, o-oh
Got the boys and girls sippin' all day
Oh, oh, o-oh
All the time and no work (ayee)
It's #SeltzerSaturday
Oh, oh, o-oh
Got the boys and girls sippin' all day
Oh, oh, o-oh
All the time and no work (ayee)
It's #SeltzerSaturday