Meet Me at McDonald's

Hey, it's Mike!
Just called to say
"Are Josh and James allowed to come and play
In Laycock Gardens in the park?"
I promise we'll come back once it gets dark

Meet me on the green after school
We'll play football and act like fools
Learn to swear and fight and spit
Not a care in the world
Simple times and simple girls
I wish I could stay ten forever

When I grow up, I'll grow a beard and all my friends will disappear
I'm not quite sure where they've gone
But I don't mind, you can't keep in touch with everyone

And hey, it's Kel
Just thought I'd say
"Today I'm going by a slightly different name"
I decided to reinvent myself
To avoid confrontation with my mental health

See me at McDonald's at three o'clock
Wearing a back-to-front shirt and only one sock
Looking like a homeless wreck
I'm absolutely starving
Order us a Big Mac darling
Coz type-2 diabetes looks like fun

When I grow old, I'll smoke a pipe and reminisce about my life
It might be in a nursing home
But I don't mind, you can't stay in touch with everything
Oh no, no, no



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Profitt
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