Cheese Uprising

Here we go
Yeah!
One, two, three

Ooo-wah
Bop-bop-deyoo
Ooo-wah
Bah-oo-wah-oo-wah-oo-wah-oo

Take it off the shelf when it's molding blue (bop bop)
You chop it up in little bits, chow down cause it's food (bop bop)
Come across a few holes, well that's perfectly fine (bop bop)
If you dig a little deeper, you'll get the good stuff in time! (bop bop)

Mmm, that's fresh
Mmm, that's fresh
Mmm, that's fresh
Oh yeah
Pick it apart, pick it apart
It's lovely fermented curd!
Pick it apart, pick it apart
It's lovely fermented curd!

Slice it up for sandwiches, lettuce very fine (bop bop)
Bacon and thick butter, only if you've time (bop bop)
With globs of mayonnaise and yellow onions too (bop bop)
If you fry me some po'taters I'll have the toast on you! (bop bop)

Fire up the barbecue
Charcoal up a dozen through
All that's left's a little curd
A sickly sight for naught absurd!

Cheese uprising (bop-bop-bop-bah)
Cha-cheese uprising (bop-bop-bop-bah)
Cha-cheese uprising (bop-bop-bop-bah)
Cha-cheese uprising, yeah!

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

In before I grip the door of my insinuation
O'er the dark I see the light of my refrigerator
Pewter plates and marker dates are all that can be found
The greasy peel of yester-zeal is sticking to the ground!

Come again?
Come again?
What you say, makes no sense to me
I don't know
What'd you mean by that?
What the hell
Does a "Cheese Uprising" even mean?
I thought this song
Was just about makin' a sandwich that I ate
It took less time to eat than this took to make!



Credits
Writer(s): Cheyne Quinn
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