Corn in My Poo (feat. Biggy Cheese & Snack Bar)

Wake up in the morning
Feel like taking a poo
Walk down to the bathroom
And take off my shoe

Yank down my pants
And plop on the seat
The poo is coming fast
Hope it don't get on my feet

I push and i push
Until it goes out
Youll never guess
What then came out

Between my legs
I look and see
There is corn all over
My brown feices

Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo

I didn't know
What to think
Feeling like i am on the brink

I didn't know
What do do
Why was there so much corn in my poo

I try to ignore it
The thoughts of my poo
So i get up off the seat and
Head to school

Later I'm in math class
And i hear the call
The toilet saying my name
And it's down the hall

I ask to be excused and i run run run
Man this poo life is no fun fun fun

But i make and rush on through the door
And thats when I find out there is more

Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo

I don't know what to do
So i get up off the toilet
I run down the halls
So i try to avoid it

The thoughts in my head
Of the corn in my poo
I need my councelor
Good thing he's at my schoo

What's up
I'm biggy cheese
The school councelor

This boy has corn in his poo
and i don't know what to do

No one has trained me for this
I didn't learn it in schoo
I don't know what to do
This boy has corn in his poo

I thought to myself
Maybe he ate bad stew
Or maybe, maybe it could maybe be the flu
But then I realize it's just untrue
Oh wait he's got proof

The boy reaches into his pocket
And pulls out a whole rocket
It's poo its poo it's poo
It's true this boy has corn in his poo!

Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo
Corn in my poo