Song to My Bullworker
Saw you hanging by your handle
Near a candle
On a Christmas tree
So I stood upon a table
Read the label
And it said look up and see the fairy
And the fairy said
"Reach up, be strong
With he-men you belong
No more will ladies jeer
And I wish you a very masculine new year"
When I held you up against me
I was immensely
Impressed by your resistance to my pressure on your spring.
Life has never been sweeter
Since your meter
Gave the reading that soon I'd be the man with everything
You've made mountains of my molehills
You've sent ripples round my thighs
Yes, you're my kind of isometric exercise
Near a candle
On a Christmas tree
So I stood upon a table
Read the label
And it said look up and see the fairy
And the fairy said
"Reach up, be strong
With he-men you belong
No more will ladies jeer
And I wish you a very masculine new year"
When I held you up against me
I was immensely
Impressed by your resistance to my pressure on your spring.
Life has never been sweeter
Since your meter
Gave the reading that soon I'd be the man with everything
You've made mountains of my molehills
You've sent ripples round my thighs
Yes, you're my kind of isometric exercise
Credits
Writer(s): Paul Abrahams
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