Stevie’s Spanking (Live At The Palladium - 11/1/81)

His name is Stevie Vai
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush
Oh, what a hair brush
It's not that he requires grooming

Guys with light blue hair never do

Then she did explain
There's another game
That we can play with this device
And then a banana

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said, "It was dry
Stevie, won't you try?"
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana

Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself
And ate the banana