Bye, Bye, Napoleon

Home at last – oh, what a day
Teachers agree that I won't make it
Tried my best but it don't pay
My brain hurts so that I can't take it

Throw my homework in the fire
All this stress leaves me tired
Bye, bye, Napoleon
It's good to know you're dead and gone

Leave me alone, that's all I ask
Focus on upcoming test
I've got to be first in class
I can't settle for second best

I'll find a fool to do my work
To succeed you must be a jerk
Bye, bye, Napoleon
It's good to know you're dead and gone

Everyone says I'm wrong
Every time I say I'm right
I've seen the sun rise up at dawn
But that's only after sleepless nights

I don't care for Ancient Greeks
As far as I know, they were all just freaks

And you can stuff all your Math
I can count to ten – yeah, that's a fact

W. Shakespeare can go to hell
All's well that ends well

And I don't need to speak French
I can kiss it on any bench

Who gives a toss 'bout Philosophy
I'll just be what I want to be

Bye, bye, Napoleon (au revoir)
It's good to know you're dead and gone

Bye, bye, Napoleon
It's good to know you're dead and gone