Corduroy Houseshoes Skit

What y'all doin' in middle school?
What middle school you went to, Ron?
I went to, what middle school? Airways
Where my Daddy went to?
Went to Magnolia, Airways, then he went to Hamilton
There wasn't no Cord back then?
Yeah, Cord, but we got busted, we got busted

When?
Where my Daddy go to? (Bust up)
Oh, okay, okay
Huh?
My Daddy went to Airways too?
Yeah, your daddy went to Airways, n-
Me and your dad went to school from the first to the 12th together
I don't know about it, man

Yup, first to 12th
First grade to the 12th grade, graduated in '70, 1977
What high school, what y'all was doin' in high school?
Man, man, pimpin'
Man your, man your daddy used to have one-pockets on, nigga
You don't know 'bout no one-pocket
Your daddy used to wear a slack
One-pocket, with house shoes, with a silk t-shirt and silk drawers
And up ahead, n- with the dollar d- in it, n-
Your daddy sold a lot of d-

You had a, you had a uncle, n- you had a uncle, n-
Uncle Vic was the man, nigga, are you crazy?
This n- had it back goin' on back in the day
He kept all tooted and booted
Your daddy used to wear one-pockets, n-
If you had some one-pockets on, nigga, you, you had arrived, n-
One-pocket zip pants with house shoes, corduroy house shoes?

Man, he was it
Hell no
Man, your man, your dad was it, top dawg, n-
Back in the day, pimp
Tellin' you, man, your dawg was it
Dolph had the 'do, n- this n- Dolph had the 'do, n- haha
He had the what?

Your daddy had the 'do, n-
Your daddy had the process, n-
Your daddy went to the beauty shop, n-, to get his hair did, n-
He had no curl, this n- had, this n- had the
He had the, the-the-the permanent, n- haha
You don't know nothin' 'bout that
Hell no, bruh
What you know about that?

Today's my boy birthday
I know it's his birthday, man, I wish I was down there, man
Yeah, he-he-he, he been, he been had his birthday, I come and see him
I'm finna come and kick it with him for a minute then I gotta go to work
Man

My n- birthday today, yup
Dolph, I'm eatin', let me get doin' my cornflakes, man
I'ma holler at you a little later, Dolph
Good talk to you, man
I love you, Ron
I love you too, Dolph
Alright



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