The Nightmare in Maui
Order in the Court
Here ye, here ye, here ye
Step forward, Beachfront Vinny
The surf rock fraud charges before me
The High Surf Council Association finds you guilty
Judge Edward G. Oggen from the H.S.C.A.
Sentenced me to live out
The rest of my days
Surrounded by impersonators and tribute bands too
Uh oh, here comes fake Little Richard
Tutti Fruiti, wooh
The Eagles band with fake Joe Walsh, hey
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Taking it day by day
My own private hell for a surf guy like me
Became known in the papers as the Nightmare in Maui
Back on Long Island
Things got way way worse
Black Sabbath tribute bands
Rolling up to gigs in a hearse
The lead singer though he really was Ozzy O.
I want to make it authentic you surf mutha
The Van Halen tribute band never had a night off
A shirtless bald plumber played David Lee Roth
The Beatles tribute bands
And the solo fake Sir Paul
What say you sir
Depends on how you look at it
Or at all
Here ye, here ye, here ye
Step forward, Beachfront Vinny
The surf rock fraud charges before me
The High Surf Council Association finds you guilty
Judge Edward G. Oggen from the H.S.C.A.
Sentenced me to live out
The rest of my days
Surrounded by impersonators and tribute bands too
Uh oh, here comes fake Little Richard
Tutti Fruiti, wooh
The Eagles band with fake Joe Walsh, hey
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Taking it day by day
My own private hell for a surf guy like me
Became known in the papers as the Nightmare in Maui
Back on Long Island
Things got way way worse
Black Sabbath tribute bands
Rolling up to gigs in a hearse
The lead singer though he really was Ozzy O.
I want to make it authentic you surf mutha
The Van Halen tribute band never had a night off
A shirtless bald plumber played David Lee Roth
The Beatles tribute bands
And the solo fake Sir Paul
What say you sir
Depends on how you look at it
Or at all
Credits
Writer(s): Vincent Daverino
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