Walmart Greeter

Stumblin' out of a late last night
Into traffic
Sun's up, gotta settle down
I can't stop laughing

Clock's ticking, it's tickin' me off
I can't sit still
Who knew such a bad idea
Is such a thrill

My idea of a good time
Is making promises I can't keep
I don't like to
Think too far ahead

Here I go again

I'm as happy as a
Walmart Greeter
Riding in a
Tin can two-seater
Come back to
Stop what you started
Maybe this life ain't
Quite what you wanted

Small cog in a big, big wheel
Don't even notice
Small man with a simple plan
Of getting loaded

Do anything you can
For the new model
No time to relieve yourself
Just in a bottle

I'm a demon come six o'clock
Ain't nowhere
That I won't be found
I don't like to
Think too far ahead

Here I go again
Here we go again

I'm as happy as a
Walmart Greeter
Riding in a
Tin can two-seater
Come back to
Stop what you started
Maybe this life ain't
Quite what you wanted

Throwing out all your
Fortune cookies
Just to get a piece
Of the pie

For a day you could
Celebrate, well
Here's mud in your eye
Here's mud in your eye

I'm as happy as a
Walmart Greeter
Riding in a
Tin can two-seater
Come back to
Stop what you started
Maybe this life ain't
Quite what you wanted