Pinky in the Coochie

Ladies, just wanna hold my hand, but for that I got another plan
I use my right hand for two things only, playing league of legends, and tugging on my boner
Pinky in the coochie, nah son, no way, hand in her asshole, I be in there every day
Pinky in her coochie, she said, boy come here, take that shit out, and wet willy in her ear
First we were called coochie tunes, then I squeezed out a fart on the beat, she call that Booty Tunez
Then she was like, Max become my only fan, no girl no way, god mothafucking damn

Pinky in the coochie make her go insane
I'ma put rubbers on my wang
Got them in gold so you know my shit hang
Never done this sober but its all okay
And I love it when I'm in
Not talking about the cooch talking bout the second wind
Playing league of legends instead of laying in her bed
She begging for some more but I'm busy with the boys

I try and I try but ends up the same
Another common face with an unknown name
But they couldn't keep up, anyway
Try and catch the lander, end up astray
And maybe she ain't real
She's got me in my feels
Then soon she disappeared
Now roommate thinks I'm weird
Talk about her, all the time
But she's locked up inside my mind
Should've kept my eyes on her
But yo who needs em when I got a boner

Pinky in the coochie make her go insane
I'ma put rubbers on my wang
Got them in gold so you know my shit hang
Never done this sober but it's all okay
And I love it when I'm in
Not talking about the cooch talking bout the second wind
Playing league of legends instead of laying in her bed
She begging for some more but I'm busy with the boys