How Country Am I?

I'm drinkin' a beer, while I'm
Wearin' boots at the same time, yes I'm
Multi-taskin' all year, like when I'm
Spittin' dip while standin' in line, to buy a
Hard packet of Reds, to smoke while I'm
Out buildin' a shed, to stash all my
Things that I just keep, to prove I'm a guy

How country am I?
Bet you can tell
How country am I?
It ain't a hard sell

My truck has a hitch, that I use
Just to tow my other truck, when it's
Stuck down in a ditch, that I dug
Because I like all the muck, to be on
My shovel and shoes, and on my
Jeans and jacket too, sometimes I
Rub dirt on my shirts hung out to dry

How country am I?
Bet you can tell
How country am I?
It ain't a hard sell

Well ain't I just the countriest man in the whole wide nation?
I want you to tell me 'cause I need the validation

How country am I?
Bet you can tell
How country am I?
It ain't a hard sell
How country am I?
Bet you can smell
How country am I?
I drink beer from a well



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Writer(s): Erik Shea
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