Star Platinum

I look up
Up at the sky
And I just have to wonder why
Why are we stuck on planet Earth?
I want to find some new earth
But the scientist won't reveal their ways
And this is kinda hard to say
But they won't let us leave our home until they've built their space dome
If we did know their ways
Then we'd be on our way
To the coolest places we've ever seen
To the places, we imagine on the screens
Science fiction would be no more
We'd start to go through the door that helps us go to different worlds
Ones with a bunch of alien girls
I'd name my ship Star Platinum after the Jojo fathom
I'd go on a quest
And try to be the best
And you can imagine the rest
Kissing some alien girls
And stealing some rare pearls
Man,
This is going to be the best in the world
In my ship Star Platinum, I'd carry all the platinums
I'd show them the music of Earth
The ones that would make them question their birth
It would be really cool to see what they think
It could save us from a brink
And help us not be at war
And show them what we have in store
I'd be a hero at that part
But where do I just start?
I want to be in space now
But I need to make a ship somehow
I'll look on Google for blueprints
Ones that would make the perfect ship
And then I'd start to be on my way to get to space someday
Five years later, my ship is done
The real fun just begun
I loaded my crew
Which is full of dudes
Except for one girl 'cause we're not rude
We blast off
We take flight
Then I say my last goodbye to the world I grew up in
The one I had so much fun in
I finally did it
I'm a space cadet
My family feels so blessed
I feel accomplished for what I did
Elon Musk can eat my shit
But I didn't do this alone
I had help from friends back at home
I start to think about those guys
And then I started to close my eyes
When I wake up, shit hits the fan
I rub my eyes and try to understand the problem that we're in
My brain starts to soak it in
There's a crack in the windshield
And the breeze I start to feel
I wonder how this could happen
Then my mate started laughing
We're losing air fast
He's gonna collapse
Then die of a heart attack
I start to think what Han would do to try to fix the mood
I grab some tape to make it stop to break
It kinda worked
I feel really blessed
I just saved this big mess
I pick a track to calm them down after what just went down
I want to make them feel safe
To let them know that this won't break
'Cause we're stuck in the eternal space
A place where there is no escape
They start to calm down and loosen their frowns
Since then, we've been okay
Meeting the best alien babes
I haven't been back in a while
I wonder what's Earth's new style
I'm thinking of going back
It'll take a while 'cause I slack
But I'll be back eventually to see Earth's new beauty