Tom Got Too High

Um, if you had, if you had one thing to say to the world right now what would it be
Uh drugs and alcohol are overrated
That's what I, that's what I would tell them man
You'll end up in a geriatric home if you end up
If you end up going as
If you nosedive as hard as I did
That's, that's at least the case

Long day (tired) sore feet (ouch)
Pack a bowl (weed) take a seat (chair)
Light up, too quick
Grab a cup (drink) take a sip (slurp)
Mad coughin', dry mouth
Stand up, tryna figure it out
I think I might have went ahead and hit a fat packed bowl too quick
Now I'm in a rabbit hole too quick
I'm thinking bout ghosts (boo)
I've never seen one
But it doesn't mean they don't exist (damn)
In fact, I believe that they do
I hit Wikipedia, couldn't resist
Now I'm reading scary stories (spooky)
And I hear a loud bump downstairs
Now I'm taking inventory
Of the tools in my room I can use to prepare
I'm about to fight a ghost
Fuck, I'm about to fight a ghost
I'm thinking like a crucifix and a candle's probably gonna hurt the ghost the most
So I light that shit, grab a cross
Bout to show a weak-ass ghost who's BOSS
I'm gonna look him in his dumb ghost eyes and say "Excuse me bitch, you lost"

Whoa whoa whoa Tom, it's just me, relax
Did you forget you were letting me crash
I was smoking a bowl on the couch watching Netflix
And I figured I would grab some snacks
I appreciate it you're an awesome host
Are you alright, you look like you saw a ghost
You don't believe in that stupid shit
Or do you
And what's with the crucifix

False alarm
I totally forgot that Ameen was sleeping over (oops)
Candle, cross, embarrassed
But at least I got some closure
There was never a ghost, just my homie reaching for some pie
Allow me to riposte, that's my bad
I just got too high

Honestly dude I mean
I guess I just, I ripped the bowl too hard
And I was on Wikipedia (I understand)
I was reading about hauntings around the world and (I do it all the time)
I heard the bump
I thought there was something dead downstairs (yeah)
I forgot you were here (no I feel you)
It's good pie though, right
No, yeah, yeah it's really good
It's actually delicious



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Writer(s): Ameen Rahman
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