Outro

It's 3:00 AM guys the club just let out
and your drunk, you got a vieja
you can't figure out if she looks good
and you only got three bucks, where are you gonna go?

-*Chorus*-
i'll take you to tha taco shop(vamonos)
big chile is what i got(chingo bling)
its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)
my tacos they'll make you fart

ill take you to the taco shop(uh huh uh huh)
big chile is wat i got(ch ch ch-unit)
its cheaper than any spot
my tacos theyll make you fart

una orden de taco
and a nalga de j-lo
you can have it at my spot
if you've got tha money to say so
pull up to tha drivethru
in an oldsmobile
that shit comes with a chicken
they call it combo meal
you shouldeither shave
unless ya order with tha brown lettuce
they line up on tha wall
and ask me Que Quires?
his chile aint bigger than mine ya man jealous
put plastic on my hot dog

cause i dont want relish
king taco in a laybackwith madre in houston
i got hoes that will rob you
i got hoes that be boostin
im sophisticated, educated
even hood ratas
put da lips on my straw
and taste tha horchata
i got a couple gorditas
that will give ya tha torta
we say panocha
some say chocha
Houston be my City
we tippin' on 4-4"s
we bring it from Mexico
we got the good dough

-*Chorus*- repeat (2)x
i'll take you to tha taco shop(oh no oh no)
Big Chile is what i got(ching no ree)
its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)
My Tacos will make u Fart (fart)

stunta
i get it my way(yeah)
its however i want it
i dont live near by
but I'm here for the moment
your at tha right place at tha right time
i wanna see you naked girl
i hope you dont mind
take off your clothes lay down
baby girl its simple
i know you a nympho
now give me ya info
fresh fresh like mentos
stay with da tempo
release my stress all over your dimples
(oh yeah) you like that i know you do girl
you hang around me ill take you to a new world
its up to you girl
cause' i can sho do it
i see you twerkin that thang
you aint new to it
so get used to it
thats how tha stunta roll
i'll leave ya at tha telly
go find anotha hoe
i go show to show
hit hoes you know
as long as i get dough
ima still get mo'

-*Chorus*- repeat (2)x
i'll take you to tha taco shop(oh no oh no)
Big Chile is what i got(ching no ree)
its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)
My Tacos will make u Fart (fart)

THATS RIGHT BOYS AND GURLS
SO NEXT TIME YOUR AT THE CRAVINGS FOR THE FUZZY TACOS
OR THE FURBURGER HOLLA AT THE CHINGO BLING TACO TRUCK
THERES ONE ON EVERY CORNER
CHINGOBLING.COM
H-TOWN
STUNTA MAN 713 UNDAGROUNDS MOST WANTED
OIGA AND WE GOT A SPECIAL ON THE MEAT, ON THE PURE GREAT A
MEXICAN BEEF IMPORTED DIRECTLY FRO YO MOMMAS HOUSE
AND IF YOUR VIEJAS' MISSIN', N YO FIANCES' MISSING SHES
PROBABLY ON THE TOUR BUS GETTING SERVED, OKAY?

(CHINGO)
PINK TACOS, PINK TACOS

(STUNTA)
SAY MAN WAKE UP
GIVE THAT GURL HER TACOS, SHES BEEN WAITING ABOUT 30
MINUTES

(CHINGO BLING)
OH MAN MY BAD

(STUNTA)
DAMN

(CHINGO)
I HAD A DREAM
I HAD MY ROOSTER
THE GURLS WERE RAPPERS
AND THERE WAS SOME PINK TACOS EVERYWHERE

(STUNTA)
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PINK TACOS!

(CHINGO)
YES THERE IS
POR FAVOR BELIEVE IT

(STUNTA)
NEXT!!!