Basildon (feat. Joe James)

Ooo this one's got me
You know when you're 14 yh & you buck a Basildon ting?
& you take her to cinema or maybe a bowling?
& then you take her to East for a good Chinese,
But really it's a shite Chinese?
Then you see a couple Racist youts & they're like
"Oii what the fuck you doing with a black boy love?!'
& then you just like spit in their face like
"Bruv don't make me penny you right here???"
& then you just penny them & go home & it's like
"That was a cracking night, weren't it love?"
& she's like "you're a bit of a mad one"

Ohhhhh
Don't tell me this is how you're doing me KwolleM
Got me feeling all blue
It's jazzy
Listen

Got me feeling like Muddy & Howling Blue
Nearly told my old ting, babe come thru
Then I realised that my wifey's choong
She's a One of One, that much is true
This one's pepper like a peanut soup
When you put 3 bonnets & you let that steeeeeeew

Bro called me up like Joe
I just had a dream, it was like 2030
Whole gang rich, fake man extinct
Everything nice, are you catching the theme?
I was like bro, that's kin, 'cause I just had a dream
All of the mandem free
My third yout due, still a gap in my tooth
Thinking that we just saw a future scene
Take man to school, I take the piss like urinal
Mahogany finish on the new rifle
You've gotta be kidding, I'm the hood bible, ohh
Take man for fool, is it 'cause my gap made you think I'm a goof
Until I come through like "doof, doof, doof"
Never bad man, just looking confused
Likkle man, this right hook won't tickle man
More like see your cheek just ripple man
And cripple man, from the inside-out like sickle man
I'm cellular
Take man to school, I take the piss like urinal
Mahogany finish on the new rifle
You've gotta be kidding, I'm the hood bible