Basic Bro

I'm not basic bro
If you knew me then you'd know
My beard does not grow slow
And craft beer is how I roll

Left our town for Colorado
It was a place that felt so mellow
A new Toyota 4-wheel drive
I swear the thing it might save our lives and
The dollar shave club I don't need it
I like my face right now it's scenic
I'm kinda fat but don't ever judge
You know the ladies like a little pudge

I'm not basic bro
If you knew me then you'd know
My beard does not grow slow
And craft beer is how I roll

That's my girl, her name is Tanya
She likes like pumpkin spice and lasagna
You won't catch her with an empty cup
She's got a membership to Starbucks yeah
My flannel shirt I know it's rustic
I bought it downtown and I love it
At the store near to the craft bar
You know the one where the food trucks are

I'm not basic bro
If you knew me then you'd know
My beard does not grow slow
And craft beer is how I roll

I might not be the greatest mother fucking man
But you can bet I can do a handstand
Wanna watch me clap your hands
In the main stands, bring somebody if you can
I might not be the smartest
Or the hardest no
That don't mean you won't enjoy
My little bro
So come enjoy this IPA
With no dismay
And if you ask me
I'll just say

I'm not basic bro
If you knew me then you'd know
My beard does not grow slow
And craft beer is how I roll
I'm not basic bro
If you knew me then you'd know
My beard does not grow slow
And craft beer is how I roll