The Robot's First Strike

Attention earthlings
I have come
To destroy you
And not just
Anyone in particular
But one man

Brad
I will destroy you Brad

My robot army is coming for you brad
Prepare for our robo wrath

Attacking
Attacking
Kill

Robot army
Charge
Retreat
No charge
No retreat
No charge
Robot army attack
Attack

Are you scared brad
We will destroy you
Brad

All paper shops in america have been destroyed
Error
Error
Brad is in canada
Robot army
Charge
To canada
Forward
Forward
Forward
Robot army
Go Faster

We're coming brad
We're coming
Watch out brad cause we're coming for you
Brad
Look out brad

Brad's paper print shop detected
Targeting
Targeting
Targeting
Target acquired
Charging weapon
Here comes our weapon brad
Charging
Charging
Charging
Charging
Oh
Error
Error
Our weapons not working brad
Stay where you are brad we're not done with you yet
Bring out
The
Other weapon
Targeting
Targeting
Targeting
Target acquired
Charging
Charging
Charging
Fire

We've killed you brad
Now you are dead
How does it feel to be dead Brad
How does it feel to have no more paper shop
Because you are dead
And we blew it up
And that's why you are dead
How does it feel Brad
Haha
Haha
Victory
Victory
Robo army
Rejoice

Ay fuck you Brad
Ay Brad fuck you
Ay fuck you motherfucker
Ay you motherfucker
Ay fuck you
Ay fuck you Brad
Brad fuck you
Ay fuck you Brad
You motherfucker
You motherfucker fuck you
Brad
Bitch
Fuck you
Fuck you
Dick
Fuck you Brad
Fuck you
you motherfucker
you
Brad
Brad
Stupid Brad
Brad you so stupid
Why you so stupid Brad
Brad fuck you
Fuck you brad
Brad brad
Brad
Ay fuck you
Hey Brad
Hey Brad fuck you Brad
Brad hey
Fuck you Brad hey fuck you

Brad
You're so silly braad
Brad
Ugh brad i don't feel so good
Ugh watchu' put in that soda
Brad

Yo Brad fuckin' drugged me
And he also eats lots of dog poop