Vienna Calling (Tourist Version)

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching Vienna airport
Please fasten your seatbelts and refrain from smoking
On behalf of captain Hölzel and his crew
We hope you've had a pleasant flight with Austrian Airlines
And that your stay in Vienna will be a pleasant one
Thank you and bye bye (hello, Vienna calling)

Hi there, I'd like to welcome all of you to the beautiful city of Vienna
Our bus is ready to leave
Please follow me quickly for a guided tour through this beautiful city
Again, welcome to Vienna

(Hey) hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay

As we go along, I will be showing you the various attractions in our fair city
On your left you can see the wellknown Vienna town hall, known in German as the Rathaus
As we come around the corner, you will notice the Musikvereinsaal
Where the Wiener Sängerknaben are rehearsing at this very moment (ooh, Vienna calling)
On to the Staatsoper where the world famous Vienna waltzers are performed

Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay

Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay

Holy sheep dip, mister, what's that over there?
That, my friend, is the Schönbrunn
This is where hords of pop fans would come to see young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Perform his well-known smash hits (Amadeous)

This is the end of our tour
Please get off the bus as we reach our final destination, the Stadthalle
Inside we've got a special treat for you
The pride of Austria, our very own Falco

We want Falco
We want Falco
We want Falco
We want Falco

We want Falco
We want Falco
We want Falco
We want Falco

Hallo (hallo)
Hallo (hallo)
Right, Vienna calling (Vienna calling)

Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh) cha cha
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)

Talking about, Bella sitzt in Rio, Cathy liegt in Tokyo
Männer fragen sie nach Feuer, nach dem andern sowieso
Trinke ganz inkognito mit unser aller Freund Carlo
An der Oper, left side down, oder was weiß ich wo

Wien, Wien du kennst mich up, kennst mich down
Du kennst mich wo, wo, wo
Wohin sind deine Frauen?
Wohin sind deine Frauen?

Hel-he-he-he-he-hello (hello)
Hello (hello)
Willkommen
And the boys are singing (hello) right
Frauen (hello)

Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)

Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)