Dog At The Door

Huh, who's there?
Dog at the front door barking at the air
Wind all woosh in the trees
Then, chk-chk-chk-chk, feet on leaves
Uh, it's probably a cat
Might be a guy with an axe
Might be a trap, shit, it's probably a trap
Might be a possum in the trash
It's probably a trap

Ayy, keep it moving
God, I sound stupid
Good chance I'm not even talking to a human
Then again it's probably a trap
Somebody had to set it
Depending on the type, maybe several
Yeah, that's it, it's probably several
Several come together
To make what would've taken one forever

I'm thinking it's a pretty damn sophisticated trap
Utilizing some technology I didn't know we had
Hmm, maybe I am entirely tripping
It might've been the neighbor's kid, but I have my suspicions
I wish it were as simple as a critter, but it isn't
I feel that it's important we consider all dimensions
Like, oh, I don't know, maybe it's a trap
I step onto the lawn, y'all jump out with the bag
I wake up in some alley on a wholly other plane
Can't remember who I am or how to get back to the base

I realize you people think that I am off the deep end
I'll say that it's a lovely night regardless of the BS
It is
A perfect snow is freckling the path
It's almost like the atmosphere is begging for a trap
The mutt goes quiet, one last sniff, lopes inside
Fine, it might've been a baby squirrel who tumbled from the nest
It's probably just you motherfuckers missed