Wontons (Original)

Ay, my dick is mouldy like jelly
Give me those wontons and get in my belly (Get in my belly!)
I'm in my crib eating fat fucking wontons
Cracker at Christmas popping Christmas cracker Bon-Bons
Ay, yeah, you cannot be like me
Ay, I play Minecraft nightly
Ay, dick red like a Mooshroom
If you see me coming, please prepare me some wonton soup

Wonton, wonton, wonton, wonton
Wonton, wonton, wonton, wonton

I'm a wonton lookin' Asian cow motherfucker
With a big appetite, give me wontons, wontons!
I don't fuck with the gyoza, I don't fuck with the dumpling
Where the fuck are my wontons, wontons?

Fuck wontons; I like Jatz and cheese
A diverse palate ain't easy to please
Complex carbs stacked with some cheddar
Wontons, fucken so much shitter
Soggy, scrotum looking wontons are shit
Lemme feel a nice round pair of- (Ooh!)
Jatz and cheese or the butter of peanuts
The only thing wontons are good for are fucking deez nuts!

Wonton looking Asian cow motherfucker with a big appetite
Give me wontons, wontons!
I don't fuck with a dumpling; I don't fuck with the gyoza
Where the fuck, are my fucking-

Ooh, no
Oh, what the fuck?
Where the fuck am I?
Uh, Woah, why is it so fucking bright?
Wait, wait, oh for fucks sake
It's fucking Wonton Jesus (Ahh!)
Wonton Jesus, you're so fucking beautiful (Ah)
Wonton Jesus, I want you to fuck me
I want to bear your children
Wanna start a fucking wonton family
When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as a fucking wonton!
Wait, Wonton Jesus
Where are you going?
No! What the fuck?
Don't go!
Noo! Noo! (Ahh, ah)



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Writer(s): J-dog
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