Mr. Officer

Mi ah drive in from grange hill
With a pound of di marijuana
Police pull me over,
Step to mi car
Officer wah yuh want

Him seh wah dat mi smell pon yuh
Wah dat green sumtin deh, ah nuh calaloo
Yuh must go ah jail bwoy, wat yuh gonna do
Mi light up mi weed and say

Squaddy mi nah stop bun my ganja
So come put on di handcuff dem
Member' mi must get bail
Carry mi go jail ah in deh di high grade sell
Mr.Officer low mi wit di ganja
Mr. Officer ah gun yuh fi look fa
Mr. Officer nuh harass the gaza
Mr. Officer ...Mi rememba

The first weed weh mi ah bun
When round mi ah 10
Mi haffi light it again and out it again
It's like a band ah play a riddim inna my head
It mek di place get dizzy and mi eye red
Instantly mi hungry nuh bloodclat
MI haffi fuck up some crackers and a dry bread
Wit 2 bun wid ah bulla and ah fry egg
An when di kitchen empty mi go ah my bed
Mi tun big man use one light one
Any man try coke fi go try dead
Squaddy charge me and go ... Fi di weed
And seh to court we invited
But di judge Advocate fi di herb
She dash out di case its indited
And she love di smell when it lighted
And she style the police as a lightshead

Squaddy mi nah stop bun my ganja
So come put on di handcuff dem
Member' mi must get bail
Carry mi go jail ah in deh di high grade sell
Mr.Officer low mi wit di ganja
Mr. Officer ah gun yuh fi look fa
Mr. Officer nuh harass the gaza
Mr. Officer ...Yo not nice

Mi haffi put it in anuh triple ...scale
After ah nuh cocaine is ah weed sale
...ah where dah goo draw yah come from
General Degree ah tell mi she ah down a greenville
Him bring di farmer fi link Mr. Palmer
Dem sell it inna whole sale and inna retail eehe
What a pretty weed in every detail
Mi mek ah trailer load a money from a week sale
Di too ... hold a fresh hold a dress
And see bout di swim round weh high state
Mi step inna di court lawyer pon di left lawyer pon di
Right what ah nice team
If mi fi go jail fi di weed mi ah smoke
I wouldn't be the first inna my scheme
But from the looks weh mi see di judge by scheme
Mi know dis softer dan ice cream

Squaddy mi nah stop bun my ganja
So come put on di handcuff dem
Member' mi must get bail
Carry mi go jail ah in deh di high grade sell
Mr.Officer low mi wit di ganja
Mr. Officer ah gun yuh fi look fa
Mr. Officer nuh harass the gaza
Mr. Officer ... Mii Member