Do It, Screw It

I got a new guitar, it is acoustic
It is pretty cool, just like a jumpkick
Come chill out and listen, listen to this crap
This is so serious, so sit back and relax

Sick of all the nonsense, fed up with everything
Sometimes I am silly, sometimes I'm boring

You wanna do it, screw it, or suck on my wang? I heard that
You want to kill it, choke it, or rob a big bank, oh yeah

Do it, screw it

I didn't mean for this song to sound like "Mr. Krinkle"
But it does, oh well, I guess it is what it is
What do I do?
Will Les Claypool get mad at me?

Life can be so simple, life can be carefree
It can also be hard, that is what she said
Take the rope and ponder, think on what to do
You can choose to walk it, or you hang from it

I wanna sing about all the labia
Either the labia minora or even majora, oh yeah

Do it, screw it
Suck on my wang, yeah

You wanna lick it, stick it, makes me insane, I heard you
Snort it, buttchug it, shoot it, straight into your veins, oh yeah

Do it, screw it
Suck on my wang, yeah
Do it, screw it
Suck, wang