Must Have a Mustache

Must have a mustache, must have a mustache

This party is for dusters, but we ain't gonna clean
This party is for pencils, but not to draw a scene

You better have a tea strainer if you wanna get through
You better have a nose neighbor if you know what's good for you

Can't grow facial hair (We don't care)
Drew it on yourself (Yeah, we don't care)
Knit it all by hand (We don't care)
Anything you got (Yeah, we don't care)
But you must have a mustache, must have a mustache

This party is for chevrons, but not for gasoline
This party's for the toothbrush, but won't make your teeth gleam

You better have a crumb catcher if you wanna get through
You better have a grass grin
Yeah, you know what to do

Can't grow facial hair (We don't care)
Drew it on yourself (Yeah, we don't care)
Knit it all by hand (We don't care)
Anything you got (Yeah we don't care)
But you must have a mustache, must have a mustache

M is mustache
U is for upright
S is for sexy
T is for tonight
A is for awesome
C is for come on
H is for hairy
E is for everyone

(M) Must have a mustache
(U) Must have a mustache
(S) Must have a mustache
(T) Must have a mustache
(A) Must have a mustache
(C) Must have a mustache
(H) Must have a mustache
(E) Must have a mustache

Must have a mustache, must have a mustache
Must have a mustache, must have a mustache
Must have a mustache, must have a mustache
Must have a mustache, must have a mustache



Credits
Writer(s): Lewis Jon Kuhlman
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