Red Hot Woman

I'll be riding back to Guildford
I'll be riding my way back home
Riding back to Guildford all night long
Through the traffic of the M25
I could not feel more alive
Riding home to see my girl, alright

Yeah she's a red hot woman
She's a red hot woman

And in the green green grass of Guildford
We will walk 'til the sun dawns
The Surrey hills still standing oh so strong
See I've travelled this whole damn country
To ask this girl to marry me
And nothing's gonna stop me
Oh no nothing's gonna stop me from removing her thong

She's a red hot woman
She's a red hot woman yeah

Ooooooh
Ooooooh

Now Guildford cathedral seemed a nice romantic place
To ask her if she wanted to be my wife
She said 'not a chance I have no doubts
I'd rather claw my eyeballs out'
And I had never been so shocked in all my life

Now she's a cold and bitter woman
She's a cold and bitter woman

She's a cold and bitter woman
She's cold and bitter
I've seen fitter
There's plenty on tinder
She's a cold and bitter woman
Woooo