Just G - Viva Mescal Remix

To him I'm a loser
Nothing but an apprentice confuser
It's true
Got nothing left to lose
Lost my house, job, mind, and marriage
At least I didn't turn to booze
I closed my business
It lasted a long time
But I started mine with three thousand dimes
Try that my man
It got worse with jail
Now I'm living out of a van
When I had a part time job, Obamacare worked for me
When I worked as a sub, they called me "Mr. G."
In the desert
Where the Joshua Trees grow
Don't anybody mention my rocket launcher or Halo
After losing five jobs, I worked with inner city kids
El Monte, Wilmington, Rosemead, and Venice without bids
Then I taught Macs at a Jewish school
I'm a "friend of a Jew"
When we had bomb threats
I called the parents too

It's not uppercase TRUMP or lowercase g
I'd never be TRUMP
He'll never be me
Just g

I got a college degree with nothing to show
It's true
But I get along with Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, and Jews
I'd get us back on Paris
He made us only one of three
All Lives Matter
And why they didn't shoot me?
I'd train the coal workers
To install solar panels
Then expand that
For veterans and career criminals
With the War on Drugs, just legalize gangs
To sell only weed
And in beverages cocaine
Am I weak on military?
Hell no
I'd turn the Marines into SEALs
They'll be good to go
I used to work for the place that makes drones
I'm proud they now make terrorists powned
I'm a hawk on intelligence too
If you're not a big fish, who cares if they listen to you?
I'd also cut corporate taxes
So when it comes to the economy
You'd find out what the max is

It's not uppercase TRUMP or lowercase g
I'd never be TRUMP
He'll never be me
Just g

I'd set up homeless camps
Run by National Guard
No need for property
We can use city parks
Regarding North Korea
I'd offer Winter Olympics
And with Iran
Sultani Kabob, and talk Disney Six
On gay marriage
Who cares if they do
If you're a divorce attorney
More money for you
Rising costs for healthcare and college
Everyone knows
Outsourcing on those
Isn't it stupid to build a wall?
A job opening database is more on the ball
Not loving our neighbors is bad for biz
Oh I guess not for his
I watch them picking our veggies and fruit
If you met their kids, you'd give a hoot
Compassion is how you deal with the poor
Ask Jesus
He'd build my door

It's not uppercase TRUMP or lowercase g
I'd never be TRUMP
He'll never be me
Just g

He offended the Scouts
I was one
We had our own Twelve Laws
Does he follow one?
When they asked for wood, I brought a log
I'd tell you more, but I deleted my blog
Boogied hurricane surf
Tower 44
Growing up as Gilligan
On a ten year tour
Wasn't strong at football
Tried my best
Stretched my AC
Played the rest
On the pipeline
The Indians would tell us what to do
Retrain those workers
Have them start businesses too
With Russia, we'd offer NATO
Wouldn't know what to order
Something with tomato
Regarding the other wall
It needs to come down
Move the border back
Nation States all around
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so honest
More of a mountain lion
But my birthday's in August

It's not uppercase TRUMP or lowercase g
I'd never be TRUMP
He'll never be me
Just g



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Writer(s): James Guiltinan
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