The Zero Zoo

Let's all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let's go see
NONE of every animal!

We're your friendly Zookeepers
Welcome and hello! (Hello!)
Sadly all our animals
Escaped some time ago (Boohoo)
That is why we call this place
The famous Zero Zoo!
There's none of every animal
On display for you!

And just in case you're thinking
That we Zookeepers look funny
I am not a crocodile ...
And I am not a bunny! Heehee!
I'm no tiger
I'm no bear
I'm no zebra
I'm no deer
And I may look like an elephant
But that is quite irrelevant!

Let's all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let's go see
NONE of every animal!

If you're hoping you will spot
A funny little monkey
You will see not four, not three
Not two, not one, but none, see?

Can you spy our lions?
They're never ones to hide
That's because they're missing
And there's simply none inside!

Let's all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let's go see
NONE of every animal!

This is where we used to keep
Our tortoises each day
And this is where snakes were kept
Before they snuck away - hiss!

Come and take a photo of our
Friendly polar bear!
She won't smile and wave at you
Because I'm not in there!

I mean she! She! She! Not me!
I've never met her!

Shhhh!
This is our nocturnal house
For creatures of the night
Our vanished bats and kiwi birds
Are truly out of sight!

Please don't feed the animals
We feed them twice a day!
Thankfully they don't eat much
Because they've gone away!
So

Let's all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let's go see
NONE of every animal!
Oh
Let's all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let's go see NONE
But maybe some!
Of every animal!



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Scott Lam Sam
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