I Like Special Treatment!

I've got a secret
I like special treatment
You've got your white coat
And me - your scapegoat
A young man came and turned himself in today
He said I should be looking the other way
The candelabra fell right before my eyes
Just like in Only Fools and Horses
It really was quite a surprise

Come on you so and so
You're better off in goal
I've got some Mighty White
And some films in black and white

The paperweight is not where it's 'sposed to be
Your mother's always giving the third degree
I'm finding it increasingly hard to wait
For a conversation to which I can relate

I've got a secret
I like special treatment
You've got your white coat
And me - your scapegoat
Come on you so and so
You're better off in goal



Credits
Writer(s): Richard Anthony Keeble
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