Centipede

I've figured it out
I think I'm a centipede
Having trouble blowing up
My mattress

Oh oh oh oh
I think I'm stoned

And I'd feel really good
Especially if I'd understood
How to work my air compressor

Wrong in in right hole
My current debacle
And it's flatter than when I began

An hour and a half ago

Use the other end
Aydan said
Use the other end
Use the other end
Michael Michael

Oh oh oh oh
I think I'm stoned

So I pushed and pumped and shoved
Man I'm so fucked up
That I found another hole
In my mattress

Oh what's the little one for
What the fuck's it for
Is it here just to jack with my head
'Cause it works a little bit
But this shit-fuck dick fuck-shit
Takes forever to inflate my mattress
Oh oh oh oh
I think I'm stoned
Oh oh oh oh
I think I'm stoned

But I figured it out
I think I'm a centipede



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Kohn
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