Republican for Attention

But if I had a son, he'd probably be like Alex P. Keaton
He'd tell me my generation is too sensitive
He'd troll feminists
He'd retweet racial jokes like it's some new invention

He'd be Republican for attention
He'd be Republican for attention
He'd be Republican

He'd watch the stock market and go to business school
He'd read Ayn Rand
And on Christmas, he'd come home with all of this
And call us Marxists
In an argument
He'd say Trump was one of the greatest presidents

He'd be Republican for attention
He'd be Republican for attention
He'd be Republican

This is why I don't have children
It doesn't matter which side they're on
As long as there's rebellion
This is why I cut off family ties
Cause they think like children
They're Republican for attention
They're Republican for attention
They're Republican

This is why I blocked my ex-girlfriend
It doesn't matter which side she's on
As long as she gets attention
For being Republican
Thank God she had that abortion
Before she became a Republican for attention

She's just Republican for attention
She's Republican for attention
She's just Republican for attention
Republican for attention
Republican for attention
Republican for attention
Republican for attention
She's Republican



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Writer(s): Jason Carver
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