Jeb Cruz, Fictional President
He's gonna make it right
He's gonna make a change
He's the best man for the job
And he is running in your state
Voters to the left of me
And also to the right
Don't forget to vote this time around
Just vote for the guy
He's old and he's white and he probably leans to the right
Fictional president
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
Hypothetical President
He's not related to Terry Crews, no
Rhetorical President
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
The era of Cruz control is comin' soon
He's possibly like you and me
Well, maybe more like you, and less like me
But he's a dude that you can see
And to see is to believe
Fictional president
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
Hypersexual President
He's not related to Tom Cruise, no
Theoretical President
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
The era of Cruz control is comin' soon
He's gonna make a change
He's the best man for the job
And he is running in your state
Voters to the left of me
And also to the right
Don't forget to vote this time around
Just vote for the guy
He's old and he's white and he probably leans to the right
Fictional president
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
Hypothetical President
He's not related to Terry Crews, no
Rhetorical President
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
The era of Cruz control is comin' soon
He's possibly like you and me
Well, maybe more like you, and less like me
But he's a dude that you can see
And to see is to believe
Fictional president
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
Hypersexual President
He's not related to Tom Cruise, no
Theoretical President
Jeb Cruz! Yeah
The era of Cruz control is comin' soon
Credits
Writer(s): Robert Chapman
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