Say My Name

You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do, yes I do)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around

What?
Nothing

So, Lydia, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
No

The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name

I don't know your name
Well, I can't say it
How 'bout a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it

Two words
Right
Second word
Uh-huh
Drink?
No
Beverage?
No
Wine?
No
Juice?
Yes

Okay
First word
Okay
Bug?
No
Ant?
Close, but no
Beetle?
Yes
Betelgeuse?

Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken
Ready?
Yeah
Okay, go

Betelgeuse
Yes
Betelgeuse
Yes
Be
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

'Cause
What?
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below

Betelgeuse
Yes
Betelgeuse
Yes
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Be a doll and spare the lecture

I'm offering you a full time specter
But are you any good?
You bet'cha
Trust me, baby
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer
Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off
No
I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind

So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?

Lydia, there you are
Are you alright?
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals
You, get away from her
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual

Betelgeuse is sexy
Betelgeuse is smart
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

What the heck was that?
So violating
There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews

What was that?
That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Any ghost?
Pretty much, any ghost'll do, sure
Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on my sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
Agh

Lydia
What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep

Okay, so what's the plan?
Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect daughter?
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game

I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'm gonna make him say my name