Australian Cop Ed Sheeran

Hello
How's it going
Hello
How's it goin today
It's goin great I'm glad you asked me
This is a takeoff of Mr. Sheeran
That's pretty great
Right noble scotsman in scotland yahd
Scotland yahd
He went to scotland yahd
Scotland yahd
It really sucked
Bad
It didn't even keep up the lawn that well
Just a patch of grass
Not a good part of the home owners
And he said
Association
Man alright where's that lawn at
And it was great
Don't mess with the HOA
Great
But the golfers and at the scotland yahd
They couldn't golf very well cause they're policeman
Not very good at golf these guys
I mean
Try and hit the ball more
Punch the air less

I found
For another round

Mister right noble ed sheeran the other day
He was standing in line at a bar
He said oi look at that barbie
It was pretty great

I was drinkin a water bottle
I found that when you drop your pockets
And I almost dropped my water bottle
It can be hard to find them again
Without another person's help
Especially if you're drinkin a water bottle
They say
Oi barbie you dropped your pocket
Water bottle
And that's how you find your pockets in my experience
Otherwise they're just lost forever
You might drop em all the time but you never know

I
Rhymes with know
No

Ed sheeran rioght maybe baby

Ed sheeran is a very british policeman
A former chimneysweep but then he became a cop
Do I even have to say ACAB
I think I do

And it's great

Alright matie
Top o the bahbie
Just more bahbies
Where's ken
Oi ken get outta there
Oi get out of the lawn
You're messin up the lawn
We use it to smoke steaks with the bahbie