Dear Miss Lonely Hearts (Live At The Hammersmith Odeon, London / 30th May 1980)

This is one called "Dear Miss Lonely Hearts"
Here we go
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Dear Miss Lonely Hearts
Had to write this letter
Tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet but I dated her sister
That's how I made my mistake and I can't forget her

I felt depressed 'til a friend of mine suggested
That I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness
It will persist

Lonely boy looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love one another
Lonely hearts turn to each other
Lonely souls

Dear Lonely Boy, I doubt if this reply
Will bring you joy
Seems from your letter that you lied
Or strongly implied that you were satisfied
To take her sister by your side

I became distressed
At your total lack of tactfulness
So at best, all I can suggest
Is that you resist
And you put an end to such silliness

Lonely boy looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love
Lonely hearts turn to each other
Lonely souls, got a lonely souls

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems
You're the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl but I'm dating her sister
If I persist in my pursuit, I will kiss her

Dear Lonely Girl, I doubt if this reply will bring you joy
Do not trust the boy
Do not not lust this boy
Resist and do not kiss

Lonely boy looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love one another
(Lonely hearts) turn to each other
(Lonely souls) got a lonely souls

Lonely boy
Lonely girl
Lonely hearts
Lonely soul

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts
I had to write this letter
To tell you how I came
To feel sorry for Kevin Keegan
We're sorid with the club called Southampton

Your sincerely, lonely boy