Women's Beard
You've got a brand new car, that's really neat
You've got the finest shoes on your feet
Your tailor is a very wealthy man
And your skin bears a healthy tan
But Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Why don't you play it save and buy her a shave
She's got a women's beard
So you're No. 1 on the golf court
You smoke the best cigars, that can be bought
You have your hair cut to the latest fashion
And you live in a real big mansion
But Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
She could be cream of the crop
If she went to the barber shop
She's got a women's beard
Your having dinner in a fancy place
The waiter serves you with a humble face
You take the lobster and the french champagne
You try to do it right, but it's all in vain
'cause your girl has got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Give her some cash
Get rid of that moustache
She's got a women's beard
So, you won the Nobel Price for Applied Physics and Chemistry
What's so special about that?
No. 10 on the list of people for the manned Mars mission?
Crap. When's that gonna be?
Uh, it really looks like something died on her upper lip
Or, or is it space herpes?
Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Why don't you play it save and buy her a shave
She's got a women's beard
Your girl has got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Give her some cash
Get rid of that moustache
She's got a women's beard
You've got the finest shoes on your feet
Your tailor is a very wealthy man
And your skin bears a healthy tan
But Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Why don't you play it save and buy her a shave
She's got a women's beard
So you're No. 1 on the golf court
You smoke the best cigars, that can be bought
You have your hair cut to the latest fashion
And you live in a real big mansion
But Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
She could be cream of the crop
If she went to the barber shop
She's got a women's beard
Your having dinner in a fancy place
The waiter serves you with a humble face
You take the lobster and the french champagne
You try to do it right, but it's all in vain
'cause your girl has got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Give her some cash
Get rid of that moustache
She's got a women's beard
So, you won the Nobel Price for Applied Physics and Chemistry
What's so special about that?
No. 10 on the list of people for the manned Mars mission?
Crap. When's that gonna be?
Uh, it really looks like something died on her upper lip
Or, or is it space herpes?
Your girl's got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Why don't you play it save and buy her a shave
She's got a women's beard
Your girl has got too much hair
She's got a women's beard
Give her some cash
Get rid of that moustache
She's got a women's beard
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Writer(s): Jürgen Sosnowski
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