Popeyes Biscuits (feat. Dylan Hardy)

And I said that's no camel, that's my wife
Woah woah woah Hayden is that Hayden
Nah it's not
Why is he laying down, no that's Hayden
Aight maybe it is, is he good
Uhhh he's messing with us
He has to be messing with us
No Dylan hold on is Hayden dead
Is Hayden dead
Oh my god look at his hands
He's dead he's literally dead
What do we do

Okay I been in training for this
Don't worry Dylan I been waiting for this
Check the scene, PPE, just be patient for this
Jack
Okay we're clear let's save Hayden before it's too late
Hayden buddy are you good are you okay
This isn't funny bro tell me are you awake
If you're faking Ima punch you in the face
Could you stop for a second and just listen to me Jack
No Dylan call 911 and come right back
We don't have time to slow up bro that's wack
We just found Hayden, not breathing, down on his back
And if there's a chance he can make it
You best believe I'm gonna take it
Ima give all that I could
Here we go
Jack, I don't think we should

Hold on wait what you don't think we should save him
I think it's a waste of energy
What are you saying
He's dead Hayden is dead
Look at his, look at his hands
What about his hands
It is a Popeyes biscuit
And there is no water within sight
If he decided to take on a Popeyes biscuit
Alone with no beverage
That is not my problem
Okay what is your point Dylan

Yeah I'm really not sure if we should revive
Eating Popeyes with no water means you will die
If you really think a biscuit with no water is a good idea
Dingus, you're gonna need a lifeline
Now we'll never make blow up part 2
All because of this dumb behind fool
And I know that Hayden always acts cool
But this dummy just proved that revival ain't the move
I gotta stop hanging with idiots
This guy really dead he look hideous
Dylan, please focus, we gotta get into this
Jack, listen, you're acting ridiculous
You know full well that he shouldn't be saved
Eating dry biscuits like there's no today
Look, how bout you prove what you say
And finish his biscuit in that exact way

Okay I'm not saying that I would do it
I'm just saying he's not super dumb
You heard my second verse
You heard what I stand
So what do you want me to do
Eat the rest of his biscuit
Here eat his biscuit
Really, really
You heard me
Fine just gimme the biscuit
Tastes like powder don't it
Shut up, I'm fine
It's just straight flower
I said shut up
You want butter don't you
Yes, I mean no
I got water
Yeah okay gimme the water
Nahhhh
Dylan, I hate you
K.O.

Yeah knew I was right
I'm always right
I'm always right
Yeah, I told you I was right
Yeah, yeah, you know I'm always right
Yeah, yeah, yeah you know I stay right