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Look, I was going to go easy on you, like Obama has done with ISIS
But uh, I need to get back into the Oval Office
(I did not have sexual relations with that woman)
There's this feeling that I've got (December 7th)
That millennial's are going to screw up the country
But I don't really know how (1941)
And if that means what I think it means we're in trouble
And if they are as ignorant as it seems I am not going to take any chances
(A date which will live)
It's time for a third term
(In infamy)

I think I should be the President, President
Show all these fools how to run the government, government
Now you probably still think that I am ignorant, ignorant
But give me a second chance and I'll set a new precedent
But to understand precedence you gotta know law
This generation thinks legislation was the reason for the courts formation
Not translation or narration of our laws and regulations
I think I need a vacation from this ludicrous taxation
And economic stagnation of the middle class vocation
I'm not shaking and making this up
It seems like everybody gets offended then they get defensive
When presented with any argument that might be more comprehensive
(Man you're full of crap)
Why? Because my research was more extensive
Or that I'm more perceptive of the BS
And double standards of the liberal representatives

I think I should be the President, President
Get some common sense up in this government, government
Now Bernie Sanders likes to attack the one percent, one percent
But it's easy to hate the top when you're sowing discontent

People will follow in ignorant bliss just convince them they deserve that and this
No need to persist just make a list of all the things you deserve because you exist
Bernie can assist you, and he'll insist that it's not your fault you're so pissed
I don't care if it's democratic, it's still socialist
The only things we need are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
But hey, at least Colonel Sanders isn't as crazy as Trump is
I'm going to fry you up like fried chicken if deporting half of Texas is your mission
People are so smitten with your vision just
Because they think the job market is such slim pickings
You got a psychopathic personality to try to blame that on a nationality
Your head is full of irrationalities and all your plans lack practicality
Hey little Trump, I'd like to see you go ahead and try to build that wall little Trump
You can yell real loud but it's not gonna make you sound any smarter little Trump
"Hey Trump you're a chump," that's all they say little Trump
Put your suit on give a thumbs up
When you step out on that stage, give a speech little Trump
Hey little Trump, what you say little Trump
You're going to run on your own 'cause you're rich little Trump
I worked for everything I had your daddy gave you a million bucks little Trump
Basically punk you're never gonna be capable of being commander-in-chief little Trump

I think I should be the President, President
If I was picked it would not be an accident, accident
Now if you're worried I would not be adequate, adequate
Just look at our choices now and they will make you sick

And can someone please tell Jeb that I'm the favorite

Hillary, Dillary, quite contreerily
Send a few emails and delete your history
Take away guns in the name of liberty
Refuse to act to enemy artillery
While we're on the topic of gun control, what we really need is a dumb patrol
All you stupid people making decisions
And voting for candidates who should be in prison
You want change be the change but don't keep voting for the same old thing
Not for someone who will give you rings
But for someone who will let you earn your wings
Be independent, be free all the way from the sea to the shining sea
And when someone ask you what your vote will be
Just let them know you'll be voting for me