Cock and Bovine Torture

I got a splinter in my dick and a hickey on my cock
My dad like Lickitung when we kiss, and we dock
Bardiche on my dick, Corey, quick, lickety-splick!
Rubber band on gland, metal brand in hand
Cauterised cock, beer-battered, knackered knackers
Balls crunch like snickers, Tchaikovsky with the nutcracker
Stop!
J-Dog drinking boba, me and Angeltouch pull up in a Landrover
Skittles at the servo, put 'em up my cock, make me squeal!
I don't care about the blood; I just want to feel the pain!
Fuck Jimin!

I'm a virgin, but I still act dirty in the bed at night
'Cause I never shower ay; still, you better treat me right
If you don't, I'll crush your testes like I'm making mashed potatoes
Boil and assault 'em, 'til your crotch is only full of craters
Latex mayhem when you're wrapped up like a wonton at the start
I'll look you in the fucking eye when I tear your cock apart

Oui on your bitch like Greg Doucette's toast
My macros got micros, but I ain't tryna boast
My ex bitch do face pulls like ATHLEAN-X
Death Stranding like BB but BT's they see me
CBT on MC, nether regions be empty
Call up Chilled Cow, yeah, they wanna be me
Stand on my money; I'm long like linguini
These rats want my cheddar; I only got brie
Stomp 'em like Wah, with my boy, Waluigi
J-Dog, bud, pass me a Pepsi

I'm a virgin, but I'm fucking filthy in the bed at night
I don't know what a shower is; still, you better treat me right
Electrocute your nutsack, voltage for a box compactor
Split your penis like an atom in a nuclear reactor
Radiation burns to your entire schlong and crotch
Tear your pubes out one by one, area as bald as Notch
Machete to the foreskin, but this ain't no circumcision
Flay the cock like gutted fish, stream it live on television!

We're all virgins, but we have no sense of fucking cleanliness
The paddock is a goddamn mess; our udders smell like fucking piss
Invert your penis inside out, reverse the stream of urinating
Soy milk drinkers, bondage lovers, when they're fucking concubating
Dickcraft with my homie, Mike, magic when his grundle tight
Arson with his arse on fire, when we set that taint alight



Credits
Writer(s): J-dog, Pinhead, Rpe-knight, Trap Cow
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