Dead Sam

There was a dead man named Sam
Who traveled across the land
From sea to sea
He'd shout and scream
Wherever he went he said

My name is Sam
I'm a roving dead man
A very dead man that's me
Yippee
I died years ago
But my spirit won't let go
Singing catch me
If you can
I challenge thee

People flocked from every city and town
To see this dead man sing
How strange it 'twas
To see a dead man cuss
While holding his head around his knees

My name is Sam
I'm a roving dead man
A very dead man that's me
Yippee
I died years ago
But my spirit won't let go
Singing catch me
If you can
I challenge thee

Now Sam was just a man
With a slick and twisted plan
Of thwarting death's sickle you see
He wasn't very smart
But he knew how to play the part
Singing catch me if you can
I challenge thee

Now death was frustrated
Of all the souls he's liberated
Sam's wouldn't conform to his will
But he's gotten a little fat
And at his job a little lax
There's just so many people
Out there to kill

My name is Sam
I'm a roving dead man
A very dead man that's me
Yippee
I died years ago
But my spirit won't let go
Singing catch me
If you can
I challenge thee

In the dark
Listen close and you'll hear
Sam's screams
From a thousand years
Now he rides the wind
In eternal bliss
Singing
Catch me if you can