This Ducky of Mine

I'm not sure that I like this place
But that redneck's running and I gotta chase him
Through an underground labyrinth made into a water park

Well, Gooigi can't swim, things are looking grim
And if we're not careful we'll fall right in
But what's that over there hanging by the dock
It's the undisputed ace of the flock

She's got a round plastic body and brand new waxy shine
She's got only one seat with an infinite recline
And now we're hunting hillbillies in the sewer line
While lazy river-riding in this ducky of mine

Her inflatable body cuts through the water
Like a hot plastic knife through melted butter
And when we get cruising it's a smooth, but meandering ride

I can't face forward, don't know where I'm going
I suppose I'll just go where the water's flowing
Reverse the poltergust and release the gas
I didn't even know that I could float this fast

With the wind in my stache you know that I'm feelin' fine
The water's full of trash. Gotta watch out for sea mines
But now we're hunting hillbillies in the sewer line
While lazy river-riding in this ducky of mine

If every girl had an innertube
And was able to float around in her tube
We'd all go down to the beach and soak up the sun

But even down here we can still make a splash
Having ourselves a subterranean bash...