The New Normal
I've always known
Of the existence of
Blue blood coronavirus
Until some beast
In the far far east
Found the bat soup so desirous
Now we are stuck
That is a fact
Drawing rainbows, so solidary
Where were we all
When Africa made the call
To fight Ebola not my business buddy
Today I go away
Like a masked castaway
Who's gonna fight for toilet roll
It's such a special day
I may shop trash on eBay
Once I come back to the hole
You've opened a beer
And all becomes so clear
We are governed by rotten brains
So take this advice
Next time you think it twice
Before you vote for a tory again!
Now the world is over
As we know it
Now it's time to adapt to
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
I think I'm going viral
I feel captive in the spiral
Where yogalates is out of my hands
I grab a herbal tea
And I am off to see
An online gig of my favourite band
I don't know how to dress
So my hair is mess
I do a YouTube DIY cut
I'm gonna meet my pals
Tonight I'm getting drunk
In a fucking virtual pub
Now the world is over
As we know it
Now it's time to adapt to
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
So it's happening
The apocalypse is now
If you want to end this fast
I'm gonna show you how
A shot of bleach
Twice a day
Call three thousand mates
And organise a rave
I try to keep positive
I try to keep calm
But kids at the store
Touch all with their hands
But what if it's all a conspiracy
From mars, Gates, and China
Through the 5g
Of the existence of
Blue blood coronavirus
Until some beast
In the far far east
Found the bat soup so desirous
Now we are stuck
That is a fact
Drawing rainbows, so solidary
Where were we all
When Africa made the call
To fight Ebola not my business buddy
Today I go away
Like a masked castaway
Who's gonna fight for toilet roll
It's such a special day
I may shop trash on eBay
Once I come back to the hole
You've opened a beer
And all becomes so clear
We are governed by rotten brains
So take this advice
Next time you think it twice
Before you vote for a tory again!
Now the world is over
As we know it
Now it's time to adapt to
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
I think I'm going viral
I feel captive in the spiral
Where yogalates is out of my hands
I grab a herbal tea
And I am off to see
An online gig of my favourite band
I don't know how to dress
So my hair is mess
I do a YouTube DIY cut
I'm gonna meet my pals
Tonight I'm getting drunk
In a fucking virtual pub
Now the world is over
As we know it
Now it's time to adapt to
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
The new normal
The new normal the new normal
So it's happening
The apocalypse is now
If you want to end this fast
I'm gonna show you how
A shot of bleach
Twice a day
Call three thousand mates
And organise a rave
I try to keep positive
I try to keep calm
But kids at the store
Touch all with their hands
But what if it's all a conspiracy
From mars, Gates, and China
Through the 5g
Credits
Writer(s): Xabi Garcia
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