2020: A Virtual Christmastime (feat. Kirsten Leah)
The party's off
Before you ask
Somebody coughed
Without a mask
On Christmas Day
We'll celebrate
By staying home
To isolate
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
The tree is up
Up in the loft
I'd get it down
But can't be fucked
Got mistletoe
And drank the wine
Not had a snog
Since March the 9th
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
I'm out of loo rolls, now I'm stuck
This wrapping paper hurts like fuck
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
The children sing
A song on Zoom
It's out of time
And out of tune
Then on TV
We watch the Queen
Tell us how shit
This year has been
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
I know I've lost my sense of smell
But this year's turkey looks unwell
If Santa makes
The trip to mine
The chances are
He'll get a fine
We just can't wait
To hear Big Ben
Ring in New Year
At five to ten
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
Before you ask
Somebody coughed
Without a mask
On Christmas Day
We'll celebrate
By staying home
To isolate
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
The tree is up
Up in the loft
I'd get it down
But can't be fucked
Got mistletoe
And drank the wine
Not had a snog
Since March the 9th
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
I'm out of loo rolls, now I'm stuck
This wrapping paper hurts like fuck
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
The children sing
A song on Zoom
It's out of time
And out of tune
Then on TV
We watch the Queen
Tell us how shit
This year has been
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
I know I've lost my sense of smell
But this year's turkey looks unwell
If Santa makes
The trip to mine
The chances are
He'll get a fine
We just can't wait
To hear Big Ben
Ring in New Year
At five to ten
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
2020 A virtual Christmastime
Credits
Writer(s): Marian Hellen
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