Beer vs Women

I'm allowed to complain about a beer bein' flat
My lips touch another bottle, my old beer don't get mad
When I'm at a bar, I'm always able to pick up a Bud Light
And beer looks the same in the mornin' as it did on Friday night

Beers always ready to leave on time
And that's why beers never late
And when I wanna swap beers
My old beer won't take half of my estate
A world where I could just date beer would just be great

Yeah, you've never heard a guy say
"Look how hot that beer is"

Well, I've never caught my beer in bed with another man
And if I ain't in a mood to talk, beer understands
My beer don't holler or scream at me if I wanna go out with the guys
And if I wanna go huntin' or fishin', beers right thеre by my side

Yeah, I can always lеt beer down easy
And grab another cold one strong
And beer don't hate me on some random week
So I can love beer all year long

I don't believe I've ever broke down and cried after a beer-drinkin' song
Give me a world where I could just date beer
Yeah, I've got me one right here
Yeah, a world where I could just date beer wouldn't be so wrong

I mean I don't think it'd be that wrong
I think I need a beer